It’s Summer! Time to get out your boat and impress your friends. You don’t have a boat? That’s very unimpressive.
We wanted to be on a boat with you, and now we’re disappointed in you as person for being a failure. Because of you we don’t get to go on a boat. We just have to sit here and think about our favorite boats – tug, speed, pretty sure there are more.
Oh yeah! We’ve got a bunch of St. Louis comedy shows to tell you about!