Hi! It’s summer! Hop in the pool. Go on, you’ve got time. Get comfortable, hop in the pool. Here’s a mojito. How’s that for a pool drink? I knew you’d like it. Relax, I’ve got you a raft. You don’t know how to swim? Just hang out in the shallow end. There’s kids, but they’ll move. Act like an adult. Oh, and no running when you get out. Now sit back and let me tell you about some St. Louis comedy shows coming up this week.
St. Louis comedy is coming off a three day weekend full of barbecues and giving thanks to those more noble than us. St. Louis comedians are well rested and ready for the week of open mics and featured shows. Keep the party going and head out to a St. Louis comedy show at many of the fine venues around the city. Comics are giving their all and sacrificing sleep and sobriety to bring you top notch entertainment. Exercise your freedom!
Seriously, did you see the president touching that crazy orb? He’s got more in common with Cobra Commander now than Abraham Lincoln. Of course, Russia wasn’t involved with that orb thing, so he’s got that going for himself. Some relief! Let’s take some time off from the constant, never ceasing news cycle and enjoy St. Louis Comedy.
It’s officially summer! St. Louis Comedy is sunny and ready planning pool parties, float trips, fun times at the drive-in, making out at Lookout Point, and not being allowed to wear shorts on stage! You could head to the beach, but St. Louis doesn’t have any that aren’t occupied by garbage barges and they’re no fun to waterski behind. We recommend you get a cool drink, chill on the patio for a bit, and then come inside to see the amazing talent St. Louis Comedy has to offer.
It’s never going to stop raining ever. It’s going to be dark and gloomy outside forever, but a bright spot can be seen – It’s St. Louis Comedy! Boy, is that hokey. We hope you all are dry and safe and you didn’t have to boat to Fenton or anything like that. Six Flags opened a new water park! We know that’s crass, but it’s ripe comedy. Enjoy it! Come out to any of these fine St. Louis Comedy shows and be dazzled by everyone’s flood jokes!
Raining comedy from a lacerated sky! It’s tough to know if we have enough Slayer fans that read this to get that, so that’s a Slayer reference for the squares. Stay dry and happy with all of the indoor entertainment you can get throughout the week from some of the best in St. Louis comedy. The forecast calls for hilarity! (We’re sorry)
North Korea’s doing some stuff. The United States is doing some stuff. We don’t pretend to understand. What’s a nuclear bomb? Wikipedia won’t tell you how they’re made. Take your mind off imminent doom with St. Louis comedy. See up and coming comics at an open mic or see touring headliners. St. Louis comedy really has it all and it’s probably like the fourth target if a nuclear country decides to bomb us. Oh yeah, and there’s alcohol at a lot of these things!
Fresh off Easter, it’s time to gather those chocolate bunnies and send part of them to the IRS for tax day, which is on April 18th this year. Most comics probably aren’t even filing taxes, but it’s good to know. Let’s get to the real meat of the week. We still giggle when we hear the numbers 69 and the almighty 420. Cool people will celebrate 4/20 by smoking a fat blunt (Can you tell someone who doesn’t smoke weed wrote this?) and uncool people will spend 4/20 wishing Hitler a happy birthday. Hell, you may even be high and do it by accident. No two pastimes go together better than watching standup comedy and being high. We’re not advocating drug use, but hell, you’re an adult and can do whatever you want. Also, why have the Easter people not gotten with the 4/20 people and put together the greatest wake and bake holiday the world has ever seen?
Baseball’s over! Just kidding. It’s a joke. It’s not a good one, but we had you for a bit. No, downtown will still be soaked with Cardinals spirit and Busch beer until the boys of summer have gone home. There’s not a game every night, so what are you going to do? Watch TV, who has the time? St. Louis comedy is what you need and we have lots of it this week, from open mics to huge independent shows to something somewhere between that.
Leave your house, take in the fresh air, pull up a chair, grab a beer, and listen to comedians. It’s that easy!
We’re a baseball town, sure, but don’t let that distract you from all the great St. Louis comedy shows happening this week! Opening Week is a fun time to watch baseball and see a bunch of your favorite players in games that don’t matter. There’s a veritable World Series of comedy happening every week where comedians attempt to out play their inner demons and bring joy to the hears of strangers at showcases and open mics in bars all over the city. Some bars have very soft seats and that’s something to be celebrated right there!
The Cardinals are offering a deal that lets you into a game to stand in a urinal for $29 a month and we’re out here giving away open mic comedy for free. You’re guaranteed a seat and won’t get a hot dog thrown at you, unless you ask nicely.
Be a team player and check out this week’s shows!