We had an awesome time this weekend celebrating Pride at great events all over the city. We hope you were vomiting rainbows of acceptance and freedom. St. Louis Comedy is accepting of all and we have a special place in our hearts for people that come to shows. Join us for all the great entertainment lined up for this week!
Faster than a loop trolley train, it’s the St. Louis comedy roundup for the week of 6/19 to 6/25! Seriously, those things are slow. We checked it all out, called Joe Edwards and everything and he said, ‘Yeah, they’re pretty slow’. Progress!
We can see it now. The year is 2018. The Delmar Loop has been decimated by the trolley wars. Angry pedestrians and disenfranchised motorists rose up against the Loop Trolley, but the Trolley, using it’s cunning as all trolleys have, enslaved the humans. Now, one promoter sets out to do a comedy show on the trolley.
Trolley Comedy coming 2018!
It’s Summer! Time to get out your boat and impress your friends. You don’t have a boat? That’s very unimpressive.
We wanted to be on a boat with you, and now we’re disappointed in you as person for being a failure. Because of you we don’t get to go on a boat. We just have to sit here and think about our favorite boats – tug, speed, pretty sure there are more.
Oh yeah! We’ve got a bunch of St. Louis comedy shows to tell you about!
Hi! It’s summer! Hop in the pool. Go on, you’ve got time. Get comfortable, hop in the pool. Here’s a mojito. How’s that for a pool drink? I knew you’d like it. Relax, I’ve got you a raft. You don’t know how to swim? Just hang out in the shallow end. There’s kids, but they’ll move. Act like an adult. Oh, and no running when you get out. Now sit back and let me tell you about some St. Louis comedy shows coming up this week.
St. Louis comedy is coming off a three day weekend full of barbecues and giving thanks to those more noble than us. St. Louis comedians are well rested and ready for the week of open mics and featured shows. Keep the party going and head out to a St. Louis comedy show at many of the fine venues around the city. Comics are giving their all and sacrificing sleep and sobriety to bring you top notch entertainment. Exercise your freedom!
Seriously, did you see the president touching that crazy orb? He’s got more in common with Cobra Commander now than Abraham Lincoln. Of course, Russia wasn’t involved with that orb thing, so he’s got that going for himself. Some relief! Let’s take some time off from the constant, never ceasing news cycle and enjoy St. Louis Comedy.
It’s officially summer! St. Louis Comedy is sunny and ready planning pool parties, float trips, fun times at the drive-in, making out at Lookout Point, and not being allowed to wear shorts on stage! You could head to the beach, but St. Louis doesn’t have any that aren’t occupied by garbage barges and they’re no fun to waterski behind. We recommend you get a cool drink, chill on the patio for a bit, and then come inside to see the amazing talent St. Louis Comedy has to offer.
It’s never going to stop raining ever. It’s going to be dark and gloomy outside forever, but a bright spot can be seen – It’s St. Louis Comedy! Boy, is that hokey. We hope you all are dry and safe and you didn’t have to boat to Fenton or anything like that. Six Flags opened a new water park! We know that’s crass, but it’s ripe comedy. Enjoy it! Come out to any of these fine St. Louis Comedy shows and be dazzled by everyone’s flood jokes!
Raining comedy from a lacerated sky! It’s tough to know if we have enough Slayer fans that read this to get that, so that’s a Slayer reference for the squares. Stay dry and happy with all of the indoor entertainment you can get throughout the week from some of the best in St. Louis comedy. The forecast calls for hilarity! (We’re sorry)
North Korea’s doing some stuff. The United States is doing some stuff. We don’t pretend to understand. What’s a nuclear bomb? Wikipedia won’t tell you how they’re made. Take your mind off imminent doom with St. Louis comedy. See up and coming comics at an open mic or see touring headliners. St. Louis comedy really has it all and it’s probably like the fourth target if a nuclear country decides to bomb us. Oh yeah, and there’s alcohol at a lot of these things!